In creative writing class today I had an assignment that was to create a poem that was also a review. The review could be of anything from past relationships to movies, but I immediately went to book review and I decided to do a little bit of cheating, so instead of doing an actual book review I’m just going to put up this poem.
Review of a book
Eve&Adam by Micael Grant
I found this while searching the library nook
Now listen to this poem turn to a rant
This book failed on all levels
I hated the writing, I hated the plot
Was this even written by Michael Grant or some devils
I saw his name and I thought, “This is going to be top notch!”
But instead I read through and through
And only felt a sense of disappointment
It read like a crappy debut
I didn’t find an ounce of enjoyment
A girl is asked to create a perfect guy
While a bunch of other unrealistic bullshit goes on
There was a love square, my brain hurts, I want to die
This book didn’t have any good points like Gone.
Don’t be tricked by the name
The book was a complete dive
Even though the Gone series went to fame
This book, I rate a two out of five.